You can tell which few of you were homeschooled

@SwampFlower where df did crumpet come from? have you been cheating on me?

@HijabaDabbaDoo You bofe irresponsible af

@HijabaDabbaDoo He was born while you were away. Definitely yours tho.

@SwampFlower why you popping babies like pills

scone better pull her weight with crumpet

@HijabaDabbaDoo Wait, didn’t you have Scone? I thought it was my turn.

@SwampFlower now we need a new family pic🙄

Lmao I'm not posting the new one I just got AI to make because it feels racist

@HijabaDabbaDoo well now I wanna see it lmao

@SwampFlower I didn't mention the headress or hijab, it did that itself

I'm actually cackling at this. You'd only find an image like this on SW

@HijabaDabbaDoo HAHAHAHA I’m printing this

@HijabaDabbaDoo also this is the first time I’ve ever seen a crumpet

@SwampFlower too late. I've already stuck it up on my bedroom wall

@SwampFlower whaaaat, what did you think it was before this?

Tbh the crumpet in the pic looks depressed. It hasn't even got any butter on it and doesn't even look toasted

@HijabaDabbaDoo I actually had no idea. I assumed it was some type of pastry though

@SwampFlower Google said the closest American equivalent is an English muffin but it's not

Hope that helps xoxo