I fell in love with the backyard bucket and I'm trying to inform...

My neighbour but he said he did not believe that. He believed that buckets were of inanimate objects and I would failed at courtship. This made me bewildered and led me to read up intensively on the barbeque stove, but that didn't work since they were inscribed in such symbolic language that only the Neanderthals could read so I gave up on her and ended up drinking thirty glass of Absinthe.