Thank you for contacting the abyss, your scream is very important to us, will you hold?

That reminds me of a t-shirt I saw the other day. It was black with a smiling devil looking at you. The caption was "Sorry, God is busy. May I help you?" I had to laugh so hard 🤣

Goliath's Massage Parlor, where we never rub you the wrong way!

Still holding. Is this tech support?

heck naw

Murphy's mule barn, can I help you?

Hurry I can`t hold this guy much longer.....

Press 1 for the apocalypse
Press 2 for purgatory
Press 3 for Hades

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO