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calicuz · 56-60, M
You're not a coward, you love her too much.
Here's what you do. While she's there tomorrow have the rug out and have a glass of wine with her. If she doesn't drink, then just have a glass of wine for yourself while she's thete, and then, while talking to her, walk over the rug with said glass of wine in your hand, and then "accidentally" the wine glass falls out of your hand, on to the rug, thus ruining the rug.
Now the rug is ruined.
Here's what you do. While she's there tomorrow have the rug out and have a glass of wine with her. If she doesn't drink, then just have a glass of wine for yourself while she's thete, and then, while talking to her, walk over the rug with said glass of wine in your hand, and then "accidentally" the wine glass falls out of your hand, on to the rug, thus ruining the rug.
Now the rug is ruined.