Well I'm only half Jewish

So then a mock turtleneck. 🤔

Not my favorite, but I can make it work.

I am half circumcised. They attached a little string so I can pull and cinch it tight like a sweatshirt hoodie.
Which is pretty cool because then, at the right moment, I pull the string and say, surprise! Say hello to my little friend!!

Are there such men...?

Doesn't love extend far beyond mere reproductive organs?

Half American and half European?

Half horizontally or vertically?

which half?

Is that kind of like it has on a poncho or something?😯

Is the circumsized bit left hanging?

That's a turtle in half shell.

lol