My girlfriend makes up weird scenarios.

My girlfriend makes up weird scenarios and then twists them to make it look like i’m cheating. This morning she asked me if I was walking past a strawberry field would I climb over the fence and eat the strawberries. I said yes if i was hungry and she says so I would cheat on her? I’m just confused and she says that the strawberries are other women, the fence is commitment, and she is the farmer. Have you guys experienced stupid questions like this?

Unholymanswers · 26-30, M

@SW-User She’s on tiktok a lot. Is this some kind of weird trend on tiktok? I don’t go on social media alot.

SW-User

@Unholymanswers oh. Idk man. I don't use TikTok either.
I wouldn't be happy with my partner behaving like that

Dignaga

@SW-User She is using a mode of philosophy that the ancient chinese philosopher Hui Shi pioneered in The School of a Thousand Names. He is still misunderstood in China, I was able to understand his ten paradoxes upon first seeing them (he was projecting a theory of a spherical earth via structured enigmatic paradoxes, each confounding by themselves but in unison points to a revelation that the Earth is spherical.... it is a concept similar to koans, but not poetic). He mostly spoke via analogy, to the point it drove his opponents mad.

She likely developed this framework herself, reinventing it. I would recommend making babies with her.