I always wanted a relationship until I realised how boring being in one really is…

Guess I’m not the domestic, settling-down type. “How was your day” “How was work” “How’s it going” 😖🤢🤮 Please. Just ask me something else, woman.

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IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M Best Comment

A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

SimplyLogicalDiscipline · 36-40, F

Within the intricate tapestry of existence, the acquisition of all things is governed by an immutable law, each manifestation necessitates the payment of its due, for naught materializes bereft of a commensurate expenditure 😁

Nomad7 · 22-25, M

@SimplyLogicalDiscipline Where’d you copy-paste this from 👀

SimplyLogicalDiscipline · 36-40, F

@Nomad7 Please consume the mango without inquiring about the whereabouts of the tree 😁

Gangstress · 41-45, F

🤣 im glad i dont have a relationship like that tbh
It does sound monotonous
The neighbours dont even talk. Husband and wife. They just sit snd stare at their phones.
Im like wtf.
I talk about everything lol youd probably be like can you just shut up woman 😂

Nomad7 · 22-25, M

@Gangstress I guess looks can’t attract a man forever. Interesting conversations and the same wavelength are equally important or more so. Luckily for me, her and I always have a good time talking on the phone. She’s kind of boring on text 🤣

SugarNotSpice · 18-21, F

Not all relationships are the same. Maybe you just haven't found the right person.

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