My Saturday.... so far....
Today I had a lovely brunch with the teachers from my building in a gorgeous vintage tea shop in the historic and scenic town of Richmond.
We all ate fancy food and drank high tea out and off of vintage china and basically had a grand time.
Later, walking to my car, i carried on being elegant and tripped up the high convict stone kerb, managing to empty the contents of my bag at the same time, in a very lady-like arc in front of a bunch of Japanese tourists.
Tore my dress.
Skinned mynknee
Dented my ego
Collected the remnants of my pride - stuffed them in my bag and got in my car.
Drove home.
Stopped off at the supermarket to get some milk.
While walking up the aisle, i stepped on a bit of plastic wrapping, caught my foot, went over in a nice slide, (covered an Olympic 2 meters 💪), skinned the same knee and this time melted the tear id made before in my dress on the shiny floor - in front of at least three couples and a little old lady .
I limped to the front desk, handed them the diabolical guilty wrapper and told them id fallen over and left my dignity smeared over ailse 15 in front of the ice cream.
They were lovely. Got me a chair and some ice. Later they limped me out to my car like VIP 😌
I did get my milk for free👍
Im now iced up on the couch.
All in all, interesting saturday so far.
Am feeling a little hot and cold and queasy.
Lucky i had brunch first before the clumsies set in.
Im not complaining - but itd be really nice if for once i didn't act like a complete git in front of strangers 😏
Addendum:
My bag of ice leaked... onto my couch.
I got up to get a new bag for it, forgot my coffee was next to me and spilt that all over the other side of the cussion and and my thigh.
Now i have scald burn on one leg and a freezing graze on the other
But i DO have half a cup of now luke warm coffee and two wet spots to sit in 🤗🙄
We all ate fancy food and drank high tea out and off of vintage china and basically had a grand time.
Later, walking to my car, i carried on being elegant and tripped up the high convict stone kerb, managing to empty the contents of my bag at the same time, in a very lady-like arc in front of a bunch of Japanese tourists.
Tore my dress.
Skinned mynknee
Dented my ego
Collected the remnants of my pride - stuffed them in my bag and got in my car.
Drove home.
Stopped off at the supermarket to get some milk.
While walking up the aisle, i stepped on a bit of plastic wrapping, caught my foot, went over in a nice slide, (covered an Olympic 2 meters 💪), skinned the same knee and this time melted the tear id made before in my dress on the shiny floor - in front of at least three couples and a little old lady .
I limped to the front desk, handed them the diabolical guilty wrapper and told them id fallen over and left my dignity smeared over ailse 15 in front of the ice cream.
They were lovely. Got me a chair and some ice. Later they limped me out to my car like VIP 😌
I did get my milk for free👍
Im now iced up on the couch.
All in all, interesting saturday so far.
Am feeling a little hot and cold and queasy.
Lucky i had brunch first before the clumsies set in.
Im not complaining - but itd be really nice if for once i didn't act like a complete git in front of strangers 😏
Addendum:
My bag of ice leaked... onto my couch.
I got up to get a new bag for it, forgot my coffee was next to me and spilt that all over the other side of the cussion and and my thigh.
Now i have scald burn on one leg and a freezing graze on the other
But i DO have half a cup of now luke warm coffee and two wet spots to sit in 🤗🙄
