Is this illegal?

I told monke 'monkey bro I'm actually a wizard'
Monke looked at me like I was crazy 'how so?'
I said 'I can see past, present and future. I do it effortlessly, but I have no teacher and no apprentice'
Monke was confused 'Do you need one?'
I reply 'they are essential, they need to exist for ascenscending knowledge'
Monke says 'I don't know if monke can be wizard'
I say 'monke, you are apprentice'