Can you write about something that will shock me to the core?

In the year 2074, the Reptilian humanoid will begin their takeover of the planet with help of the Robots and the Illuminati, they will meet resistance by the Humanoids and their allies, the visitors from the planet Norvak7 along with the Fish People. I am still deciphering the writings which reveal the conclusion of the battle.

I will not eat green eggs and ham

I have your bank details