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ALERT!
The Federal Bureau of Constipation has issued a warning today in response to the growing threat of the anal rectal disorder that has stricken those who eat to much bananas and cheese.
According to this warning by the FBC if you eat loads of bananas and cheese you run a very high risk of developing anal rectal blockage that could lead to serious injury or death. Most common symptoms are the lack of the ability to take a shit, extremely bad craps and bloating.
If you experience any of this symptoms be advised to go to your nearest pharmacy and purchase as much laxatives as possible. Once home sit down on the toilet and take the hole bottle and wait for the ass explosion of a life time to occur.
If you choose to ignore this warning you will surely die from shit poisoning once your colon explodes.
This alert has been a friendly reminder from the FBC
Thank you.
The Federal Bureau of Constipation has issued a warning today in response to the growing threat of the anal rectal disorder that has stricken those who eat to much bananas and cheese.
According to this warning by the FBC if you eat loads of bananas and cheese you run a very high risk of developing anal rectal blockage that could lead to serious injury or death. Most common symptoms are the lack of the ability to take a shit, extremely bad craps and bloating.
If you experience any of this symptoms be advised to go to your nearest pharmacy and purchase as much laxatives as possible. Once home sit down on the toilet and take the hole bottle and wait for the ass explosion of a life time to occur.
If you choose to ignore this warning you will surely die from shit poisoning once your colon explodes.
This alert has been a friendly reminder from the FBC
Thank you.
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