Did you write about me in your journal?

@ShepherdBard Umm now that you mention it, very possible! I am such a huge potato after all 🥔🥴 *daydreams about being oversized, huge and an authoritative potato* 🥔🥴

@BittersweetPotato oh yes, all hail the huge 5’1 potato

@ShepherdBard err how do they know potato size 🥔🥴

But I am such a huge potato anyway *lives in imaginary world 🥔🥴*

@BittersweetPotato I was half guessing but kinda remembered.

*pats potato head*

@ShepherdBard THIS IS SO CONDESCENDING TO PAT POTATO HEAD 🥔😡 DONT YOU DARE DO THIS AGAIN 🥔😡🥔🥺

@BittersweetPotato or what?? 😎

@ShepherdBard I NEED TO LEAVE NOW AS I HAVE IMPORTANT POTATO APPOINTMENTS BUT YOU WILL SEE LATER HUGE CONSEQUENCES LIKE POTATO SIZE 🥔😡 💣 *leaves angrily and quickly* 🥔😡