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Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
Yep!
Dear Diary,
A pain in the ass that owes me money returned and states it was an investment and not a loan. He then tried to pay me in purple feathers he swears was taken off an Egyptian goddess. Why me?
Dear Diary,
A pain in the ass that owes me money returned and states it was an investment and not a loan. He then tried to pay me in purple feathers he swears was taken off an Egyptian goddess. Why me?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure this must be about someone else because the feathers I gave you are clearly violet
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard They were purple....violet is a lighter color sir!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure not the ones I gave you!
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard You are the only one that owes me money from the business of selling PURPLE FEATHERS! that failed. And the only one who has ever offered me PURPLE Feathers!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure VIOLET!!!
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard PURPLE!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure uggghhhh
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard Don't use that tone with me sir. Where is the money?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure the violet feathers are worth much more than the money ✋
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard If only they were violet and not this deep royal purple crap you handed to me that is worthless!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure you must have left them in the sun!
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard They don't get darker in sun sir. If anything they get lighter 🙄
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure pfft not the goddess flowers!
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard *Starts banging head against a wall* Why me good lord...why me?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure that’s not good for your health 👀
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard I have a 3 foot tumor named Bard 👀 It helps
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure again can’t be me cause I’m 20 inches taller than that ✋
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard You have to start at 0 inches when measuring....not 20 sir!
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure I did!!
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard *Pulls out tape measure* Lets see.....well proof is in the pudding. 37 5/8 in
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure whatever!!




