Of her finest days, none compared with angel hair spaghetti.

@JohnOlinger81 I don't think there's a users' manual for this forum, but I've noticed people try to fix their replies at 10 words, which I suspect earns extra points with the moderator. I've lopped off the last 3 of your 13-word question and will answer that sentence. I think a lot of "would" and use it daily, as frequently as I do "wouldn't", which coincidentally applies to things that/who would get me into trouble. :)

@JohnnySpot Not at my table you didn’t, as my pasta’s always vegetarian.

@katydidnt It rolled off the table and on to the floor.

@Sojournersoul This is true. We must avoid confusing a coiffe with a quaff.

@katydidnt yes may sound alike but very little in common.