I had a burger and a shake 4 hours ago
And I still feel full and bloated.
I could probably belly bounce myself to the gym right now
I could probably belly bounce myself to the gym right now
36-40, M
turningthekeys · 31-35, F
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@turningthekeys I’m closer to the ground for easier bouncing
turningthekeys · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard pfffttt I'll crush you under my belly
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@turningthekeys that’s cheating!
TurtlePink · F
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@BittersweetPotato Americans 🦅 🇺🇸
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard THIS IS WHY POTATO NEEDS TO LIVE IN THE US FOR A WHILE TO FIX EVERYTHING 🥔😡
The shake is the mistake. Should have had a Diet Coke like all unhealthy people do when they've just eaten a meal loaded with fat and want to pretend that a Diet Coke makes it ok somehow. Or Coke Zero, which is pretty much like dog shit with the smell taken away. It's still dog shit 👀
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm yea Diet Coke would have gave me room for endless calories
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
