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ElwoodBlues · M
And who doesn't love a good Shakespearean insult?
“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”
Comedy of Errors
“Thou whoreson zed , thou unnecessary letter!”
King Lear
“you whoreson cullionly barber-monger”
King Lear
“Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”
Henry IV Part 1
“Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!”
Henry IV Part 1
“You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”
Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
Henry IV Part 1
“You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.”
Much Ado
“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.”
As You Like It
“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”
Comedy of Errors
“Thou whoreson zed , thou unnecessary letter!”
King Lear
“you whoreson cullionly barber-monger”
King Lear
“Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”
Henry IV Part 1
“Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!”
Henry IV Part 1
“You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”
Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
Henry IV Part 1
“You have such a February face, So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.”
Much Ado
“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.”
As You Like It