Let's write some fan fiction involving Donald and JD.

To turn yourself into crypto currency take some actual cash, microwave it for a few seconds so that STRIP can go to hell, pack this into an envelope
deposit this into a bank account and withdraw the same amount. This sends a message to the machine that you take it seriously. Now take your phone, throw it around a few times, enough to smash YOUR glass ceiling, microwave for a few seconds, and then, and ONLY then, can you consider yourself uploaded to neuro-link cloud. It's really simple.

Now call or email Likewize and tell them Mougy Wolf broke your phone and that you deserve a new one on me.

A laugh came from the adjacent room, Vladimir was looking at the two of them with a very large smile. He particularly liked Rump.
"Yes" he said, "Vee need morrrre Tarrrriffs here" and he pointed to his crotch.