Mr. Dorker and the Banana Peels from Hell -- a short story from Mr. Gum Head

Tom Dorker wondered whether banana peels were really all that slippery. He started putting them at the doors of those who lived nearby with recording equipment catching what happened. He was astounded when he watched the footage, no one fell, but they all grabbed the peels and squeezed them with an angry look on their faces. When Tom went to retrieve the equipment he fell and hit his head on the concrete. What was that he thought in an immense mental fog. His sight was all blurry but he could make out the shapes of a dozen human head forms around him. "What made me fall?" he asked them. It was at this point when they all took the peels they found and whipped poor Tom Dorker with them, till he cried out, "PLEASE STOP!!" Then they all laughed a mean wicked laugh at him, and then one of them a hunchback old lady with a patch over her left eye bent down and whispered in his ear "We'll stop when you become a Banana". Tom laughed, "A banana, what, are you crazy?" She looked at him with mild pity, "We are all bananas here!!" In horror Tom struggled up to his feet and ran away screaming. But before he got home he had turned into spinach, for he had run away.