Who's Shannon Hoon?

I am 31, a little behind you in maturity. I, like you, decided my words were profound. Instead of offending myself, like you obviously did, I offended someone else. But at least I, unlike you, didn't off myself. I'm glad to meet you.

What, was he even in a band, that's the price of admission and dying at the age 27 as the name implies!?

I doubt any of those were bad enough to end up with Kirk in afterlife, per Christian lore at least