I really didn't like the way this guy was ordering his food at work today.

It started out simple enough, just a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich. Then he gets to the window wanting just a few last minute changes. I can't recall word for word the convo that went down but I'll try

Guy: sorry, I wanted to remove the salt from the sandwich

Cashier: it's already made but we can remake it without salt

...

Cashier: sorry for the wait, here is your order

Guy: But did you take the salt out of the bacon?

Cashier: That's the way it's made, we can't remove the salt from the bacon

Guy: Okay fine. Remake it again except with chicken and egg and cheese. What kind of chicken do you have?

Cashier: it's shredded chicken breast. No salt or seasonings.

Guy: Revive the chicken

Cashier: Excuse me??

Guy: And then put the egg back in the chicken. Then put the chicken back in the egg


None of us really understood anymore what the end result was supposed to be