story i wrote on skype to my friend birdie

once upon a time there was a giraffe and zebra in love, and the zebra was caught eyeing a unicorn. the giraffe saw him and she became very jealous and hurt! she confronted her honey zebra and said what kind of stripes are those? he was caught by surprise. He didn't know what her deal was. so he said, what kind of spots are yours? giraffey lady was very very hurt by this. she said well at least im not into 1 horned hussy's! he said honey you know i dont care for loony uni, i only love you and your beautiful long neck. giraffey batted her long lashes and kicked him where it counts! she ran off to the desert, and all the birds watched and clapped their wings together, cawing "you go gif"

if you want to say what happens next, go ahead. (this is how it was like on ep land, many moons ago.)