Let's not put the limerick into literary prehistory.

There once was an old git on this site.
Who enjoyed reading all of your shite.

Someone sent him a gift
And it gave him a lift.

And he ended up staying all night.

Beat that! You Botherfunkers! :)

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RedBaron · M

There was a young lady named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
and her a$$hole in Buckingham Palace.

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@RedBaron Fucking amazing!

psychologyundergrad2021 · 26-30, F

There was a priest,
The dirty beast,
Who's name was Alexander.
His mighty dick was inches thick,
He called it salamander.

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@psychologyundergrad2021 Superb!

Really · 80-89, M

A fellow right here on this page
thought he'd be the bard of the age
You probably know him
But look at his poem
It isn't especially sage.

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@Really He loved your sarcastic reply.
In your words a truth may but lie.
Playing with words
Will sometimes make turds.
But at least he gave it a try.

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