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The girls are ripping apart my closet looking for “vintage” outfits

Uhm please send me thoughts, prayers, Metamucil, and hip replacements 💀
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SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M
I'm all out of thoughts but I can manage some prayers in 4-6 weeks if you fill out application 7B(2).
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SomeIrishPerson What about that hip replacement?
SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M
@SwampFlower
That requires a sacrifice. Preferably a human but a goat will do.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@ScreamingFox they’re mad because they can’t find what they’re looking for. I’m in trouble for dressing too young for my age now.
I was watching a podcast today talking about the millennial obsession with skinny jeans and the monstrosity of low rise jeans because what do you mean you didn't cover your fupa at any given opportunity? Not today satan
@SwampFlower sing to me Paolo
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@HijabaDabbaDoo you really don’t want that
@SwampFlower of course I do. Karaoke is my favourite way to past time
YoMomma ·
Oh man 😅 like a tornado eh? Lol
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@YoMomma Scared of nothing and I'm scared to death
I can't breathe and I catch my breath
But I keep chasing that same old devil
Down the same old dead-end highway
BillyMack · 46-50, M
That’s chopped. Or bussin. Maybe? Idk
BlueVeins · 22-25
You've become vintage 🤗🥰
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