I went to the dollar store to shop for non-essential snack foods, even though I have a bad cold that is making me cough and have a runny nose

and I did so while wearing a freshly pooped diaper. And this adventure was paid for, in full, by the taxes of the working class, like yourself, perhaps. ... You mad? 🐺 😏 *sniffles, squirms about in the mess, and snacks on cheetos* I'm a good boy! *wags tail*