I of all people took a nap

I didn't mean to, I came home so tired and still not feeling good so I laid down on the couch and next thing I know I have two boys sitting on me laughing. I slept all afternoon. Joel is also standing over me.

I'm sorry.

I am supposed to get the boys and it's pretty clear I didn't and the school called Joel.

Don't be sorry you really needed some sleep.

I start to sit up and Joel says relax, I'll cook dinner.

But Papa, dad is a much better cook than you our oldest boy says.

I'll order pizza than after I shower.

That makes them very happy. And I feel like a total ass!!! I can't believe I did this!