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I have never:
1) Broken a bone - Well thank fuck for that. That should be -1 point.
2) Ridden in a limo - [i]I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.[/i] ๐ผ
3) Had braces - R E G R E T
4) Gotten a massage - I'd rather knot. ... [i]knot[/i]. geddit... ๐
5) Gotten a tattoo - My body needs no adorning. What's the point in polishing a turd? โบ๏ธ
6) Dyed my hair - True. [b]But I have[/b] died inside.
7) Given birth - Not per se, but I've had the experience. ๐ฉ
8) Gone scuba diving - Do I look like a gay fish? #Kayne
9) Gone skinny dipping - In ma bathtub with ma rubber ducky. ๐ค
10) Been in am ambulance - Healthy boi. ๐
11) Been on a cruise - See 2.
12) Gotten piercings - True. But you should see the hole in my heart. ๐
1) Broken a bone - Well thank fuck for that. That should be -1 point.
2) Ridden in a limo - [i]I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.[/i] ๐ผ
3) Had braces - R E G R E T
4) Gotten a massage - I'd rather knot. ... [i]knot[/i]. geddit... ๐
5) Gotten a tattoo - My body needs no adorning. What's the point in polishing a turd? โบ๏ธ
6) Dyed my hair - True. [b]But I have[/b] died inside.
7) Given birth - Not per se, but I've had the experience. ๐ฉ
8) Gone scuba diving - Do I look like a gay fish? #Kayne
9) Gone skinny dipping - In ma bathtub with ma rubber ducky. ๐ค
10) Been in am ambulance - Healthy boi. ๐
11) Been on a cruise - See 2.
12) Gotten piercings - True. But you should see the hole in my heart. ๐