What's this new-fangled stuff that's arrived from the colonies? Coughy?

I take decaf only in both.

Do you like to share your melons? How does that work exactly? I don't really understand how you made money using your tits? Wits, yes since you are so well-endowed. Did guys really compensate you for copping a feel? Spankos had to pay Christine Keeler for each cane stroke. Several pounds as I recall vaguely. Fair enough if she was accurate. Errant Cane strokes can injure one significantly and permanently. Could I relax in your hands and just enjoy the tingle and smart?

It's too modern for me, I will stick with tea

Remind me where we grow tea in England which you can buy in the supermarket?

That coffee stuff be good. 🤤

Have you tried good old English Bovril??