What Else Can Baby Oil Be Used For Besides Oiling Babies?

@Thrust Maybe he had a premonition that he was going to prison and decided to stock up.

@Adrift lubricant will be needed! 🤔

@Thrust I hear its quite painful the first couple of times.

@Adrift I'm sure it'd be painful every time if you're dealing with horsecock 😱

@Thrust Until it loosens up and start looking like a shotgun blast, then I hear they leave you alone.

@Adrift it's no fun if you can't even touch the sides!

This is why they always need a fresh supply of nubile young punks. That way the lifers always have a tight ring to grip 😳