Imagine this:

1.Always wanted grey hair.. silver fox stylee. To find ladies with daddy issues.

2.Immortality, hmm watching all your friends, family die, at least the suit will be used alot !

3. Dosent sound so bad, however, imagine if you wanted to put weight on . No one likes a skelly !!

4. Unlimited money... Money can't buy us happiness.. but lots of weed and Ralph Lauren clothes! That ones not so bad actually, imagine you'd be super popular too...

5. Teleportations cool, but you know you'd miss the smell of stale piss and Friday nights vomit all over the london underground seats..