A dead rat was found on the road. People are pondering the cause of its death.

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@empanadas From the south, can confirm. Just gotta season that little varmint up and ya gotcha some good eatin'.

(AND THAT, CHILDREN, IS CALLED SARCASM, BE SURE YOU ARE TAKING NOTES)

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That’s a husband material right there!!!

@thepreposterouspanda when I lived in Florida, roadkill was my specialty

@mindstruggle there's a Filipina hungry for a visa joke here but I'm just going to leave it alone

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@empanadas naw. found out they were too high in cholesterol.