@OnePatheticClown
My sign would be:

“If you’re looking for a cool wife I’m right heeeree!”

@mindstruggle yes 🙂 the only explanation that makes sense 🙂 he was never conceived 🙂 his dad misfired and poured him on the rug 🙂 otherwise we should've met each other by now 🙂

@Nanori 🤔

@Nanori
Maybe mine too. 😑
I’ll include yours to my prayers 🙏

@Tarnished
Tffff hot!

@mindstruggle It's what I moonlight as at the local bars.

@SW-User
Looks like my aunt Gertrude.

@ExtremeNext
Dad?

@ExtremeNext 🙄

@deadgerbil
How is that not pure? 😒

@mindstruggle I see right through this! 👀

@deadgerbil
Wrong!

@HootyTheNightOwl
Idk who he is lol

@mindstruggle Well... If you tell all men to charge their sat nav, maybe word will get back to him...

@Degbeme
Should I say please?

@V00doo
May I borrow you?

@mindstruggle I come with a kid. That ok?

@V00doo
I love kids. 😌

@basilfawlty89
I don’t even know who is he.

@mindstruggle Gregor Samsa.

@basilfawlty89
Vibin’