I miss the good ‘ol days

Feb. 20, 2015

-me and my best friend cuddling-

Guy friends: lesbos!!! Rated R!!! My eyes are burning!!!

My best friend and I: *looks in their direction* I'm straight :p

Me: *looks at my best friend* are you? ;)

Best friend: *looks at me with those worried eyes* what the fudge (name)!!! You know I am!!!

Me: really? *sarcasm in my voice*

Best friend: *death glare*

me: *looks away*


My brother: Stop, the both of you! You two are both twisted, curved and bent!!!

*points at my best friend* especially you Mrs. Cat -.- so don't rape my sister.