Tell your most based story.

I punched my bully in the face in grade school after he tormented me for months.

I didn't want to. My father told me to. I was just following orders, lmao.

It was pretty based though. Got left alone after that.

Don't do that today though kids, that was pre columbine.

Also, the school had egg on its face so I guess the only reason I wasn't expelled is because I had been complaining for a long time and no adult did shit.

I dunno. Not that based in retrospect.

I don't want the CD key, give it to someone who doesn't have many games.