'And the waters doth parteth. And roiled and raged. And there was heaving amongst the witnesses.'

Crappythings. Chapter 2. Verse 7.

I feel that there is a truly moral lesson to be learned from this sacred text.

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

Way More wisdom in the Bible than a lot of the shit on TV nowadays.

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@GeistInTheMachine Absolutely. Those 'fake news' sales people would never think about warning the faithful about the dangers of guffing in a hot tub.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@Thodsis What are you on?

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@GeistInTheMachine The pure love of Cheese-us. Available in slices, chunks and pre-grated for our American friends. ;)

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@Thodsis Where did the preist touch you?

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@GeistInTheMachine In dictionary corner. Were you untouched? ;)