I Have a Confession

Unfortunately, when you do stuff like this, people do tend to find out eventually. People sworn to secrecy drop hints, photos you thought long gone reappear years after you forget about them, people gossip. I know about this because I had a mildly checkered career, too, struggling to get through grad school back during the disco era of the 1970s. I posed nude for an obscure nudist magazine in 1970 and, as recently as a year ago, someone mentioned the picture to me. Maybe you can reel in any pictures taken of you and maybe those who know will keep it from your parents.