I heard there is a SW secret cult. How do I join?

Very well, to join our cult we are known as the "PB&j elite" what it requires you to do is swear allegiance to peanut butter and jelly not grape jelly that is a sin you are allowed to use blackberry strawberry and on occasion marionberry. You are not allowed to use any other flavor! If you do you shall be soundly thrashed and other weird things will be done to you, like, I don't know something really nasty, and you'll be forced to eat steak and potatoes for at least a month so do you want to join please send $500 to PO box 205 Woodland Washington 97674 cash, no stamps.