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Many years ago

I had a young man come to me to confess that he was gay. He seemed almost proud of it. I simply smiled and informed him that as a young man he could get turned on by a door knob. He left a bit crestfallen. He then started dating girls exclusively.
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wackidywack · 26-30
What does being turned on by a door knob mean
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@wackidywack It means that anything can turn you on. Does that mean you have to act on it?
wackidywack · 26-30
@hippyjoe1955 hmm, are you a straight man ?
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@wackidywack I am a man with urges. I try to channel them in productive ways and not be selfish. How about you?
wackidywack · 26-30
@hippyjoe1955 are you straight ? Everyone has urges
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@wackidywack Yes everyone has urges. I channel mine how about you?
wackidywack · 26-30
@hippyjoe1955 yes everyone has urges and channels them too ...so are you straight or not, it's a simple question 😅
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@wackidywack There is not straight or gay. Everyone has urges. Do you act on them or not? Do the thoughts of them repulse you or not. Silly idea that one is born one way or the other. Every time you engage in sexual intercourse you are making a choice unless you are being raped against your will.
wackidywack · 26-30
@hippyjoe1955 ah, you just don't understand attraction. you just have to ask or read about it, you know. there's no merit in bragging about making people feel bad
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@wackidywack Ah so you don't understand morality. You want to be a tumbleweed blown along by every urge that crosses your mind. Oh look a lady with too much breast exposed you must rape her? Some guy streaks the gay bar you must rush to have sex with him? Seriously? You would reduce humanity to being slaves of our urges? How sad. How repulsive.
wackidywack · 26-30
@hippyjoe1955 it just sounds like you make assumptions about people without knowing anything about them 😅
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@wackidywack Sounds like you hate humanity and want to remove all that is noble and moral and right. You are the one that is out of step. Sucks to be you.
wackidywack · 26-30
@hippyjoe1955 I'm sure. good luck
BlueVeins · 22-25
@hippyjoe1955 I'm really sorry to hear that you're a bisexual man who represses his homosexual feelings, and I hope you find a way to accept yourself. ❤️
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@BlueVeins I am perfectly happy loving a wife of 44 years. 6 kids later and 6 grandkids later I wouldn't want to change the relationship we have. Too bad you are blown about by all your silly urges. Must suck to be you. Have a nice lonely life.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@hippyjoe1955 Yeah about that, you should probably let your wife know about this... I mean, at your age it might be easier to just wait until you die, but it still seems like a nice thing to do.

And I wouldn't really call the sexual feelings I have 'urges,' I think that word kinda implies that it's like an impulse or forceful, demanding kind of desire. You know? That's not how I experience attraction, but it's ok if you dooooooooooooooooo
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@BlueVeins If you think my wife and I have sexual secrets after 44 years..... You really are grasping at straws. Too bad you can't have any stable relationships.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@hippyjoe1955 Damn dude, I try to be nice to you and you strike so low 💔
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@BlueVeins You are the one who has no love life not me. The last person I would ask about a long term relationship is someone who a) offers it and b) doesn't have one.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@hippyjoe1955 Mmmm no, but you don't have to have a car to know that driving in flip flops is a shitty idea.
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@BlueVeins how is driving in flip flops a bad idea? I see it done all the time often by professional truckers who put a million kms a year.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@hippyjoe1955 They increase reaction time, get stuck on the petal, sometimes your foot slips out and it takes too long to get 'em back on. Truck drivers have been caught driving drunk, just bc they do it doesn't mean it's smart.
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@BlueVeins If you say so. I don't happen to believe you but if you say so.
Jamesy · 41-45, M
@BlueVeins Do you own a pair of flip flops