What do u think of me?

@deadgerbil I feel attacked

@deadgerbil I'm so confused

@empanadas spread those cheeks and open up the eye to hell after eating tacobell

@notavery my opinion of you is that you seem like a good candidate for me to spread the word of God to

Let's have a Bible study 🙂✝️

@deadgerbil

@empanadas

@deadgerbil I think you meant spread my legs for god

@notavery indeed, but Satan is tempting me to tell you to spread your legs for my micropenis. Will you oblige my request?

This is it

@deadgerbil only if when I'm done with it, you'll let me chop it off so I can frame it

@notavery me liking pain only goes so far so I'll cross my legs and protect my miniature manhood

@deadgerbil fine I'll just bite it off when I'm down there. Shouldn't be too difficult.

@notavery now I'm interested 👀

I mean ✝️