I Have a Confession

i just received a phone call, i have had may of those annoying calls today, bye this, your computer needs attention, your late. this time i answered with my don't care head on, and used an old line i have not used in a while, i answered with "good afternoon, local crematorium, you kill them we grill them". i smiled at the silence thinking i had got one up on them, then a frail old lady with a tremor in her voice asked" is that ...... ...."(a local care home) "and went on to ask if her sister was better,i immediately replied ,sorry you have got the wrong number.