I Have a Confession
I was out running this evening and suddenly realised I needed to do a 'Paula Radcliffe'. So... I squatted by the side of the road and let go just as a car came round the corner, headlights twinkling through the mist rising from my golden stream. As the car passed me I smiled sweetly and waved at the leering eyes of the very young driver... then watched, astonished, as he drove into the hedge. I'm really sorry I ran away, whoever you are.