I Have a Confession

Those who know me well will know I have a thing about vegetables and fruits... baby aubergines are probably my favourites but courgettes 'hit the spot' too. When i first discovered the delights of phalic fruit as a teenager, though, I was into bananas. One afternoon when i'd got home early from school, I'd enjoyed a happy hour or so up close and personal with my favourite healthy snack and was enjoying the afterglow when Dad came home. 'Hi, Cee', he said, 'been up to anything interesting?' as he picked up my banana from the floor and began peeling it. I stared, mesmerised, unable to speak and feeling myself blush from the top of my head to the tips of my toes as Dad slid the fruit between his lips, closed his eyes and, with a contented ex<x>pression, said... 'Mmmmmm; that tastes good!'