mynewhate · 31-35, M
Suicide attempt
Noble · 56-60, M
Noooo - not allowed in this game.
I'll give ya another chance.
I'll give ya another chance.
toddr13 · 46-50, M
Probably speeding on a motorcycle, or getting into a fight for defending someone else.
Noble · 56-60, M
Each are crimes I'd be willing to bail you out on.👍🏼
ConfusedMonkey · 41-45, M
Something alcohol related
Noble · 56-60, M
That evident, eh?

SW-User
They would never believe it and I'd sit and rot..as they would think it was somebody else with the same name...
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Noble · 56-60, M
Ah, I see.
What others call petty crime, you'd refer to as felony.
What others call petty crime, you'd refer to as felony.

SW-User
@NobleDebaucher:Oh, peeshaw!...not sure what that means but always wanted to use it in an answer...
Noble · 56-60, M
✔️ used in a reply on SW

SW-User
Stunt driving 😛
Noble · 56-60, M
Fine!
*white knuckles the safety handle*
*white knuckles the safety handle*

SW-User
Lol....

SW-User
Hold on for the ride of your life 🙈
TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M
something drug related
Noble · 56-60, M
Somehow, I believe that dude✌🏼
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
I don't have a clue. I'm not exactly the criminal type.
Noble · 56-60, M
Oh, come on, play along Nig
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
Ok, ok. Something alcohol related. :-)
Noble · 56-60, M
🍻 Thanks for playing👍🏼
Aperson · M
I couldn't explain my innocence.
Noble · 56-60, M
For a crime of?
Aperson · M
Not doing anything but for being around trouble.
Noble · 56-60, M
Guilt by association sucks man
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Indecent exposure? Some peeping Tom or Sue looking in my windows!
Noble · 56-60, M
Yikes. *closes blinds*
At least they are not violent crimes.👍🏼
At least they are not violent crimes.👍🏼
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I live on a hill far enough from the road that someone would have to walk up to the house to look in the windows. So, like has happened near here before, the complaint makers ended up charged with trespassing.
Noble · 56-60, M
A perimeter of sorts, eh

SW-User
Extortion.
Noble · 56-60, M
A sly MoFo😉

SW-User
@NobleDebaucher: Don't tell anyone.
Noble · 56-60, M
Dude, 🙈 I 🙉 know 🙊 nothing!
Giana · 80-89, F
Road rage in the grocery store
Noble · 56-60, M
Weeeeeeee
This is fun!
Ohhhhhh shit! No, literally. I just shit my pants. Let's do it again, that was fuuun:)
This is fun!
Ohhhhhh shit! No, literally. I just shit my pants. Let's do it again, that was fuuun:)
Giana · 80-89, F
Ya know, if you do that very often you'll find your ass in an assisted living facility.
Noble · 56-60, M
Oh, that'd be funny.
*here she is, I'll be back in about a half hour, get the wipes ready*
And at your age, might you live there as well?
*here she is, I'll be back in about a half hour, get the wipes ready*
And at your age, might you live there as well?
TinyGiant · 31-35, M
Went on a murder spree. I have serious anger issues...
Thankfully it takes a lot for me to get pushed that far.
Thankfully it takes a lot for me to get pushed that far.
Noble · 56-60, M
Here, take this pill and sit here a sec.
Axeroberts · 56-60, M
Drunk and disorderly 😜
Noble · 56-60, M
*We've got a hell raiser on isle 4*
Axeroberts · 56-60, M
@NobleDebaucher: it's just what others' would think I got arrested for
Noble · 56-60, M
Sure. I get it. Your reputation among your clan. jk
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
I'm going with murder
Noble · 56-60, M
Remember, I'm on your team!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@NobleDebaucher: it's hard to remember things when rage sets in...
Noble · 56-60, M
Oh good grief.
I'm waiting in the car.
I'm waiting in the car.
acupaday · 46-50, F
Open my mouth at the worst possible time 🙄
Noble · 56-60, M
*tosses popcorn in your open mouth*
Public sex. or murder
@NobleDebaucher: that might be so!, but i'm a risk taker and a thrill seeker so it seems quite up my alley!
Noble · 56-60, M
*makes note*
If having sex with
@DancingStarGoddess: , be certain it's inside where she won't kill.
If having sex with
@DancingStarGoddess: , be certain it's inside where she won't kill.
@NobleDebaucher: haha!
LadyWioness · 56-60, F
Beat someone to a pulp.
Noble · 56-60, M
Yikes💪🏼
LadyWioness · 56-60, F
@NobleDebaucher: I'm the youngest, and I'd fight for my sisters. Ironwion lol
Noble · 56-60, M
ah, but of course!
I'll be a character witness then
I'll be a character witness then
ScrewThisImDone · 26-30, F
Probably beating the shit out of someone, though they wouldn't have been all innocent, either.
Noble · 56-60, M
Doesn't sound horrible to me. Such bullies and mean people are in exception to the rules of proper behavior.
ScrewThisImDone · 26-30, F
I'd just be hoping the legal system didn't work the same way as the school system in that regard...
Noble · 56-60, M
I'd hope for a fair understanding as well.