What's the dumbest way to die?

Answering an SW question.

texting while driving

one that sticks in my mind from the Darwin Awards was the bank robber who tried to fire his pistol, and nothing happened. So he peered down the barrel and pulled the trigger again.

I wouldn't have believed it could be true, but the actual Awards post had multiple cites to reporting of it.

In front of a car because of wearing headphones and not hearing or seeing the vehicle.

take your pick 😆

http://www.darwinawards.com/

by blender

You are very pretty

they have/had a whole series about that.

Mistaking a beaker of acid for a glass of water.

Forgetting how to breath?

heeeeyyyy

civil obedience

By drinking a juice you made yourself and mindlessly placing a harmful chemical as an ingredient

Uh.. Spontaneous combustion!! ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡ °ᶅ/

Irony = The username Pushingdaisies writing a question about death.

As far as my answer I'm going to go with dying in the duty of trying to be an underfunded and inexperienced vigilante.

petting a animal you have an allergy with :P

Wasting away in a hospital bed.

Choking on your food...

Peering down the barrel of your pistol and saying, I dunno, it looks like it shouldda fired

Death by chicken attack

I have one more........

Mistaking the 57 year old serial killer on SW for the 18-25 year old busty blonde that just wants to have a good time and loves sex.

Punching yourself in the face

Defending a hooker's honor.