I Believe That My Life Is Sometimes A Comedy Show

I feel like my life has a bad case of the sitcom variety. Here's the latest: I dated this guy. Fell in love with him. Two years later he says that I am holding him back and he isn't sure he loves me anymore. Broke my heart. A couple months later we start talking again. He says he misses me but doesn't want to get into a relationship quite yet. We have a random hook up one morning. Then I accidentally find out that he is gay. And then he becomes really close friends with my best friend (a gay guy). Then my ex decides he is a trans girl. He (now she) starts hanging out with my best friend's boyfriend (a trans male), and eventually ends up sleeping with him. Now my best friend is in love with my ex and just asked (her?) out today. So now my ex boyfriend is my ex girlfriend and is probably going to date my best friend who was gay but has revised to being pansexual so he can date her. My life is like a trippy version of Jane the Virgin.