A little girl saw me and said I look like Shrek. Am I that ugly?

You look perfectly normal. Maybe she just thought you look like you really like onions.

Children say the damnedest things.

could be much worse! think about it.

you could have been compared to the carfax fox!

that mutherf'r is creepy!

Hahaha kids are cute

The cool and scary thing about kids is, that they say, what they think. If she had thought that you are ugly, she would have said, you are as ugly as Shrek. But I think, she thinks he's cute.

Shrek is quite lovable and cute to children, so perhaps she meant it as such?

Maybe it wasn't that she thought you were ugly but maybe the same imposing size.
Are you large and heavy?

Mike Myers maybe? lol

let me see a picture
of your face
I'll be honest