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Probablystoned · 46-50, M
This is pityful, but i was tightning all the loose screws up on my recliners
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ColonelMustard · 70-79, M
Were you using a WRENCH to do so!?
MissScarlet · 41-45, F
Perhaps a candlestick????
Probablystoned · 46-50, M
@MissScarlet: a nut driver..lol. i made myself lol
Isthiswrong90 · 31-35, F
*Looks around suspiciously*
Isthiswrong90 · 31-35, F
Me?! *gasp* I was in the kitchen with the cook. She was giving me tips.. cooking tips.
ColonelMustard · 70-79, M
Cooking tips? Or tips on your KNIFE technique!?
Isthiswrong90 · 31-35, F
Well, what exactly were YOU doing last night??
Mordi · 31-35, M
Polishing my candlestick in the billiard room.
ColonelMustard · 70-79, M
Ah yes, a perfect excuse to be ALONE! What other dastardly deeds could you have committed?
Mordi · 31-35, M
Pretty much anything, including murder.
MissScarlet · 41-45, F
I was waiting in the Dining Room, innocently
ColonelMustard · 70-79, M
Oh of course, innocently twiddling your thumbs while MURDER was committed.