Do guys ever sit down to urinate?

Yes, I for one do. It is actually more sanitary than standing.

Yeah... when they are pulling double duty!!

I often do that at home. It's not as werid as you'd think :P

More than you would imagine.

Some of them should, then they would not piss all over the toilet seat.

Sometimes

Oh all the time.

When I'm really drunk.

My brother does. He's weird tho

maybe if they're feeling lazy

maybe if they get a false alarm for poop

Yeah & they wipe their pee holes with tissue.

Yep, when we defecate.

While taking a shit.