Do guys ever sit down to urinate?

Some of them should, then they would not piss all over the toilet seat.

Yes, I for one do. It is actually more sanitary than standing.

I often do that at home. It's not as werid as you'd think :P

Yeah & they wipe their pee holes with tissue.

Yeah... when they are pulling double duty!!

maybe if they get a false alarm for poop

My brother does. He's weird tho

More than you would imagine.

maybe if they're feeling lazy

While taking a shit.

When I'm really drunk.

Yep, when we defecate.

Oh all the time.

Sometimes