How do you define life?

That’s deep…
Really penetrates

Life is a characteristic of matter that shows a capacity for organization, metabolism, homeostasis, growth, response to stimuli, reproduction, and evolution.

Enjoy it while its up

And when it is having a good time it vomits

Life is a definition that takes a life to spell out, the living out of thereof constituting the definition.

Non taken. 😬

Honestly? Life’s like a dick, sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, and somehow someone’s always giving it a hard time.😉
No offense meant

It's too complex to define. Your definition is vulgar but will have to suffice.