My favorite verbal slaps

I'll put you on a slow paper boat to China

You need to be in the corner wearing the dumbass hat

You drive a big car because you have little dick energy lol

Why don't you come speak into the zipper I can't hear you

You are about as smart as Malibu Barbie all of her parts are plastic her hair is synthetic her lips are glued on and she is incapable of conversation instead she just sits in the corner quietly like a houseplant and watching tv