I’m at the age where giving life advice to people younger than me feeling like cosplaying as the Dalai Lama

No. It's Grandma Status. Wise and beautiful.

everyone under 30 is a kid now lol

Break up with him, that's my advice.

But it's not about a guy.....

Break up with him anyway.

But I'm a lesbian.....

Look, do you want my advice or not? 😒

Ok, I'll...... break up with.....him.......

Good. Now send tiddies 😏

........ 😑

You had me at llama! You'd rock that wool.